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*** 2024 Holiday Shoppers ***
LAST CALL! I will be closing down shop for the season on December 20. See you in 2025!
For the remainder of the holiday season, all soaps are ready-to-ship! I will no longer be restocking items as they sell out, so order now!
The United States Postal Service (USPS) recommends the following holiday shipping deadlines for 2024:
USPS Ground Advantage: December 18
First-Class Mail: December 18
Priority Mail: December 19
Priority Mail Express: December 21
For Alaska and Hawaii, the deadlines are:
USPS Ground Advantage: December 16
First-Class Mail: December 18
Priority Mail: December 19
Priority Mail Express: December 20
*****Who knows what is inside this bag? It's a mystery!
You bag will contain at least one pound of random clearance soaps. They may not be as cute as they once were, but they still are cuter than a normal boring bar of soap!
***Soaps may have developed "glycerin sweat," be discolored, or simply out of season, but that's why they are clearance :)
These bags are ready to ship! Get your before they are gone!
***Please note, individual soaps may not labeled for retail sale with ingredient labels. Your soaps may contain any or all of the following ingredients:
Hemp oil soap base (Glycerin (Vegetable glycerin), sodium stearate, sodium myristate, sodium cocoate, cocoa nucifera (coconut) oil, elaeis guineensis (palm) oil, helianthus annus (sunflower) oil, purified water (aqua), cannabis sativa seed (hemp) oil, titanium dioxide), Glycerin soap base (Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Stearate, Sorbitol, Coconut Oil, Sodium Myristate, Triethanolamine, Sodium Laurate, Sodium Cocoate, Purified Water.), Water soluble paper, Oxide pigment, Liquid soap pigment, Liquid soap dye, Fragrance oil, Himalayan salt, Black Hawaiian salt, Mica colorant, Polysorbate 80, Cocoa powder, Jojoba beads, Kaolin clay powder
1-2 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
This Privacy Policy describes how and when I collect, use, and share information when you purchase an item from me, contact me, or otherwise use my services through Etsy.com or its related sites and services.
This Privacy Policy does not apply to the practices of third parties that I do not own or control, including Etsy or any third party services you access through Etsy. You can reference the Etsy Privacy Policy to learn more about its privacy practices.
Information I Collect
To fulfil your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorized Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information (for a special fragrance request, for example), if you contact me directly.
Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It
I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:
-as needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfil your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support;
-if necessary to comply with a legal obligation or court order or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law; and
-as necessary for the purpose of my legitimate interests, if those legitimate interests are not overridden by your rights or interests, such as 1) providing and improving my services. I use your information to provide the services you requested and in my legitimate interest to improve my services; and 2) Compliance with the Etsy Seller Policy and Terms of Use. I use your information as necessary to comply with my obligations under the Etsy Seller Policy and Terms of Use.
Information Sharing and Disclosure
Information about my customers is important to my business. I share your personal information for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:
Etsy. I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide you my services and comply with my obligations under both the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use.
Service providers. I engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to my shop, such as delivery companies. I will share your personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services.
Business transfers. If I sell or merge my business, I may disclose your information as part of that transaction, only to the extent permitted by law.
Compliance with laws. I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that it is reasonably necessary to: (a) respond to legal process or to government requests; (b) enforce my agreements, terms and policies; (c) prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues; or (d) protect the rights, property, and safety of my customers, or others.
Data Retention
I retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to provide you with my services and as described in my Privacy Policy. However, I may also be required to retain this information to comply with my legal and regulatory obligations, to resolve disputes, and to enforce my agreements. I generally keep your data for the following time period: 4 years.
Your Rights
If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in certain limited cases. I describe these rights below:
Access. You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me using the contact information below.
Change, restrict, delete. You may also have rights to change, restrict my use of, or delete your personal information. Absent exceptional circumstances (like where I am required to store data for legal reasons) I will generally delete your personal information upon request.
Object. You can object to (i) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (ii) receiving marketing messages from me after providing your express consent to receive them. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue using that information or if it is needed for legal reasons.
Complain. If you reside in the EU and wish to raise a concern about my use of your information (and without prejudice to any other rights you may have), you have the right to do so with your local data protection authority.
How to Contact Me
For purposes of EU data protection law, I, Lisa Sorrell, am the data controller of your personal information. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact me at yesitreallyissoap@yahoo.com. Alternately, you may mail me at:
Lisa Sorrell, Owner, Please Don't Eat the Soap, LLC, 1330 Johnson St, Lake Odessa, MI 48849 USA
Mar 25, 2025
I can’t wait to buy it again after I use all of these incredible smelling soaps!
Oct 25, 2024
This was definitely worth it! I received 6 items and they’re all beautiful and smell wonderful. Don’t skip out on these
Apr 24, 2024
these soaps are so cute! Items arrived super fast and the shipping box was super well insulated so nothing could get damaged. Will definitely be repurchasing.
Mar 15, 2024
I got it so fast (probably because it shipped from near me, but alas) and I got a cracked egg, a cupcake, an esspresso mug, a popsicle, and two more bars of soap with lovely scents and a lifesaver! They were all so cute and I like the soap used.